shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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