This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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