It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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