But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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