As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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