Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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