i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My feet surprised me
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