too bad you live with your parents still
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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