don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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