Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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