i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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