I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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