Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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