I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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