I'm jealous of your bromance
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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