one two three fourrrrnication!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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