Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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