he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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