I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon