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(973): View more from New Jersey

oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick

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i don't plan on having that self control this summer

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER

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(443): View more from Maryland

He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!

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(619): View more from California

After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police

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(801): View more from Utah

Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.

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