My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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