I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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