big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
