I'm sorry my penis didn't work
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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