pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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