Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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