Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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