oh god the rape fog is back!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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