Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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