Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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