I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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