I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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