You're so nebulous sometimes
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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