Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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