It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just gargled with NyQuil
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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