i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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