i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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