..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Shame - the story of my life.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
