i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so explain again why im purple
no
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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