White coat. Heels.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
