I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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