69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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