He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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