I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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