Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
