There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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