awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
