its not stalking. its research.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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