id be glad to
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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