He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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