I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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