Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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