and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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