I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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