i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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