I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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