Just cropdusted the office
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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